Category Archives: Football

Demanding a better class of profanity

“Shut your noise, you f****** old c***”. In those seven words was laid bare the poor level of swearing in top flight football. Yes, OK, it was heat-of-the-moment, think-on-your-feet sort of stuff, but that Alan Pardew’s finest insult towards Manuel Pellegrini … Continue reading

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What the footballers are hoping for in 2014

Zlatan Ibrahimovic: “I am hoping to win Ligue 1 for PSG for the second season since I joined. Of course the reason my club are winning domestic titles is in no small part due to my amazing goals. The World … Continue reading

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Never trust a man whose trousers come up to his armpits

Vincent Tan is a unique figure in football in that he’s a uniter. It’s pretty safe to say that anyone with an opinion shares the same one, more or less. And that opinion is this: The waistline of his trousers is … Continue reading

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Never been seen in the same room #4 ft. Leighton Baines and Miles Kane

We continue with reader suggestions comparing the faces of rock n rollers to footballers. This is an excellent shot indeed– a curler inside the post from the edge of the box. Pretty sure someone else has already flagged this up, … Continue reading

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Never been seen in the same room #3 ft. Bruce Springsteen and Allesandro Del Piero

We put it out to our hundreds of thousands of followers “just what footballers look like rock stars?”, and as a result  we have plenty (well, three or four) of pairings to continue on with our ‘never been seen in … Continue reading

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Never been seen in the same room #2 ft. Dave Gahan & Luis Figo

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Never been seen in the same room #1 ft. Gary Numan and Gianluigi Buffon

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Away kit watch 2013/14 #5 Fiorentina

This nifty blue number with clever purple neck and sleeve trimmings is quite the modern-day soccer shirt. If you also like to have a giant car manufacturer’s logo on your sports shirt that is. Me being the slightly more non … Continue reading

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